The noisy intimacy of his neighbors was driving him crazy, so he decided to stop the noise for good

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Well, that’s interesting…

I’m all for people having fun and having a good time, but come on…you have to KEEP IT UP and not disturb other people.

The guy who wrote today’s story is tired of listening to his neighbors do nasty things and it really annoys him.

Find out what he had to say about what’s happening in his building…

“I (29) moved into this apartment with my girlfriend about two years ago.

Nobody wants to hear that!

Since then, like clockwork, every other day (usually Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays), a couple who live 2 floors above me have what I can only describe as the most animalistic “relationships” on earth at the most random times, often at multiple times throughout the day.

Now I want to get something out of the way, I’m not shaming anyone, you’re the one doing it and that sort of thing. I understand that noise in the room is a good thing.

But guys, I promise I’m not exaggerating at all, you can hear the woman up to 3 blocks away on a silent day.

OH MY GOD…

To paint a picture of what she looks like, the cops were called by people who thought she had been injured and/or abused.

People in the building have tried to call the police because of the noise, but they either stop before they get here or they don’t open the door, and here in Germany they can’t force your door because of what seems like noises from you know what noises.

Talking to them doesn’t work, because they just insist that it’s their business, so we should stop listening, but the problem is that the whole street hears them and unfortunately, they make it everyone’s business, especially since sometimes (I assume on purpose) they leave the blinds halfway up so you can see it too.

Not to mention they sometimes start at 3am and I wake up in a cold sweat thinking we’re hurting someone.

It’s quite frustrating…

I don’t know what to do, I guess it’s just a problem they have, where they want to be heard/observed, because I assure you no guy is that good.

Any ideas?

What would you guys do?

And before someone suggests setting up a rubbish dump in front of their door and setting it on fire, someone has already done it, the fire brigade was called and unfortunately it didn’t solve anything.”

Let’s see what readers had to say about it.

This person had a lot to say.

Someone else has an idea…

This Reddit user has spoken out.

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And another person shared their thoughts.

Well, that’s interesting…

These people need to keep it down!

Come on, now!

This would seriously make a lot of people lose their minds…