A deranged “Elon Musk” hit the “Saturday Night Live” weekend update desk this week to address the outcome of Tuesday’s midterm elections — and Musk, played by “SNL” star Jeremy Culhane, didn’t really know how to respond.
The real Musk, of course, spent nearly $500 million on Republican candidates, particularly in his home state of Texas, which subsequently saw most of its statewide elections go Democratic. “Weekend Update” anchor Colin Jost tried to get “Elon Musk” (Culhane) to talk about it: “Elon, you made headlines because you wasted half a billion dollars in the midterms. »
“Elon” said, trying to change the subject: “No, I’m in the news because my car flipped. My car flipped. Remember? It was like a fucking Hot Wheel. It was like, and then pop, but I was totally relaxed. I was like thug life. Imagine.”
Jost then asked “Elon” about the cessation of production of Tesla’s Cybertruck, another major news out of Texas this week. “Do you have anything to say about this?” asked Jost. Elon replied, “Hey, remember when my car flipped? It was epic. It was like, but everyone was like, “Whoa!” But I was just like, “Hold my beer. »
“Elon” continued to ramble: “So, you and me and Che, we’re like over there. We’re just like hanging out, making an epic trash roast of each other. And then these girls are like, ‘Can we hang?’ And we’re like, “No, you know, it’s okay. And then imagine my leather jacket becoming like armor, like, “Shing, shing,” and everyone goes, “Elon, Elon, Elon!” That would be amazing, man. Amazing. Like, imagine?
Jost replied: “I can’t believe you are the richest person in the world. »
Jost summarized them for Musk: “You moved to Texas because California was run by Democrats. You moved all your businesses to Texas because you didn’t want to pay taxes. You even built your own city in Texas. And now Texas is run by Democrats. So now you’re going to have to pay taxes. So what does that make you?”
“Elon” said, “Bad.”
“I guess that’s what I thought. I mean, I would feel bad too,” Jost said.
“Elon” replied, “Ouchie! Ouchie! It’s another epic trash roast from Colin Jost, my poorest friend.”
So, what is an “epic dirty roast”? “This is the most epic hardcore feature of my AI Grok,” said “Elon”. “It’s so vulgar and hilarious.” Next, Elon asked Grok to make some “epic dirty roasts” at his own expense, and the roasts, admittedly, were pretty epic:
“Elon Musk, you are the worst thing South Africa has ever done.”
“When you’re on TV, it’s like an episode of ‘Hate on the Spectrum.’ »
“If you have 100 more kids, one of them will talk to you.”
Ouchie Wouchie! “Stop him, Grok, stop him!” » Elon shouted as he left the “Weekend Update” office.
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