It seemed inevitable that Cyberleek, the attention-seeking crypto shilling runaway, wouldn’t be able to stay out of the spotlight for long, having run away with a significant chunk of change. But his return is totally different from the previous one-minute clips; This is a 25 minute video of the game, filled with story spoilers and Jason in top form. To answer the question that popped up on the internet yesterday, yes, you can play this game completely naked, cutscenes and everything.
Rockstar may have thought it was clear after Cyberleek left just before Netflix’s big reveal, but this last big part of the sequence is going to make the developer extraordinarily angry. Previously, the leaker had carefully avoided spoiler images, featuring virtually nothing including the storyline, and even then Rockstar was angry about that aspect. This time you have to assume that the business will be incandescent.
The leak has only just surfaced at the time of writing, with the video uploaded to a very overloaded file service, but given that it can be downloaded in its entirety, it will soon appear absolutely everywhere. If you don’t want to know what’s going on, maybe turn off your Internet connection today. Read on for some light details.
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The video begins with a cutscene featuring Jason and Lucia visiting a trailer store, changing clothes, and then competing in a dirt bike race as part of a scripted mission. It then awkwardly cuts to show Cyberleek’s tedious attempt to sell its crypto coin again, before cutting to a naked Jason sitting on his motorcycle.
He then descends, walks across a bridge, and then seemingly conjures a chariot out of the air, floating above a waterfall. He shoots him, he knocks the rocks over, then he climbs on top of them while happily thrashing his penis.
Another lame montage takes us to a fake ad for a treatment, then another to a red-haired Jason, still naked, chatting with a guy at a beachside cafe. The cutscene plays with a completely naked, tattooed Jason talking to another car racing character. It’s all very incongruous and mildly amusing, and I’m happy to report that Jason has nothing to be ashamed of.
We then see footage of Jason tuning a car engine in what appears to be a pretty complicated setup, before a first-person driving view as Jason learns to drive on nitrous, and then a big street race.
The very last moment shows Cyberleek playing the role of Lucia for the first time, wearing nothing but a thong, but only seen from behind, as she climbs up some sort of structure. Obviously this is meant to be some sort of elaborate tease to find out more, because we might see some crazy people! Sigh. But lo and behold, the guy is back, and Rockstar is going to be so pissed.
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